Alsara: The Dragon's Legacy
Quotes from in game.
2/27: The session of ‘if only my fate point rolled higher’
I need to know everything about gong farming. It’s vitally important to the mission.
Josh: Oh, damn, I just wrote this as 2 shovels, 1 cart.
Josh: We need to go talk to the dong farmers.
DM: Gong farmers.
Josh: I mean gong farmers.
Paladin 2: Do you have to follow gong farmers around everyday?
Guard: Oh god no.
Paladin 2: Good. That would be a shitty job.
Paladin: We could get a scented bath.
DM: Then you wouldn’t smell like shit.
DM: You could dip in the gong pit tomorrow.
Paladin: Oh, perfect. That’s the plan, then; bath today, then roll in the shit pile tomorrow.
Paladin 2: As Paladins do.
DM: Do you slam the door before he can run?
Paladin 1: Oh, yes. “Nobody else is leaving this room.”
DM: He turns around and puts his dukes up.
Rogue: He wants to fight?
DM: You won’t let him run. He’s not gonna let you kill his charge in front of him.
Rogue: Well, shit. I draw my—
Sorcerer: I have a polymorph left. He’s a turtle.
DM: (rolls) So he is.
5/29: The prison break
Paladin: It wasn’t terrorism. It was burgle-murder-arson-assassin-ry.
Josh: I guess he’ll just have to… en-DOOR it.